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FINISHED [29 Oct 2007|03:27pm]
finished finished finished

no more uni for amy!
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Huzzah! [22 Jul 2007|03:55pm]

Your Score: Cheezburger cat


70% Affectionate, 62% Excitable, 55% Hungry




Sure, you deserve one. You helped popularized lolcats from a running gag to an online sensation. Now mainstream media writes asinine columns on this 'phenomenon', students write theses on the topic, programming languages adopt the grammar, and losers write tests about them on dating sites. Now take your cheezburger and never touch the internets again.



To see all possible results, checka dis.




Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by GumOtaku on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test
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Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. WHOA. Whoa. [23 Jun 2007|04:35pm]
[ music | This is NOT my batman glass. ]

In about 24 hours and... 20 minutes Ross and I will be taking off for sunny London!

Here's the plan: We arrive in London 25 June. Spend until 3 July meeting up with my sister, my parents, Laura-from-Italy and anyone else we can badger into having a drink with us. 4-7 July we're in Edinburgh. 8-10 July we're in Paris. Leave on Fri 13 July, hopefully on a nearly empty plane with lots of room to stretch out.

I have sleepy pills to shut me the hell up on the plane. I hate planes.

Bye!

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oh for goodness' sake [25 May 2007|04:37pm]
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10441776

Can someone shut this guy up? With an Uzi?
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I've had it with these snakes in this motherfucking pit. [14 Sep 2006|03:42pm]
Right about now, I should have been bidding on a gloriously beautiful and sporty new car on Trademe, having taken it for a test drive, had an AA check done and conveyed to the sellers how extremely serious I was about it. Instead, the bastards withdrew the auction this morning after accepting a cash offer out of the blue. Thanks guys.

Add to this the crippling pains in my neck, shoulder and thumb from playing in a show every night, plus the fact that in tonight's show I will be playing on a substandard reed due to an unfortunate prank last night involving a large stuffed snake and my instrument getting knocked over, and you get one incredibly grumptious Amy who just got reprimanded for her improper language when complaining about the fact there are SIX OF US sharing ONE PHONE at the moment. Ridiculous.

There's a bright side though. I'm about to have a massage which should sort out the neck and whatnot, and I'm making some headway with my application to uni - my first (crappy) article going up on nzgirl next week, which means I'll have something to put in my 'portfolio of published work'.
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i'm especially good at expectorating [05 Sep 2006|03:36pm]
this is what i have been doing for the past few months:

http://premier.ticketek.co.nz/shows/show.aspx?sh=BEAUTY

i think everyone should come. we open on friday, aiee!
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party. my place. saturday. [23 Feb 2006|08:29am]
hi everyone,

come to my flat on saturday night, because i haven't seen you in ages, and we are having a party and parties are good, and this one is a dress up as your fantasy/what you've always wanted to be, and you don't have to dress up if you don't want to but i will be dressed as a cheerleader and you can't stop me.

*rustles pom poms* GO TEAM!

88A Kohimarama Rd
Kohimarama
Auckland
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[08 Sep 2005|08:50am]
I realise now it was a mistake for me to flash my wealth around with my shitty little car. Clearly I needed taking down a peg. So thank you SO much, mystery car denter, for making me see the error of my ways by FUCKING UP my car and then DRIVING OFF. The lesson you have taught me as I pay for the damage you inflicted will be invaluable.

FUCK YOU.
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[05 Jul 2005|08:42am]
[ mood | dosed to the eyeballs ]

noooo!

dont be sick yet!

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YES! YES! OH GOD, YES! [23 Mar 2005|03:42pm]
you are all cordially invited - nay, urged - to attend tomorrow night's

tacky toga party

at ross' flat, 3 Rosedale ave, mt eden, from 8pm.

stupid/ugly drapery IS compulsory.

usual suspects, i am looking at you.
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WHY EVERYONE SHOULD COME TO MY OPENING ON THURSDAY BY AMY [22 Feb 2005|12:28pm]
because there will be wine and nice happy nibbly things, and sushi as well i think

because i will be there! sillies.

because it's a beautiful new space and nice to look at

because there is an exhibition in the existing space as well that i know some people will like. [info]annettle, some of the works are very moominesque!

because i haven't seen some of you for far too long. [info]annettle, [info]seabiscuity, [info]kandrak, i am looking at you. but also the rest of you. and the ones i haven't met. anyone who lives in auckland should come. and [info]yesmum should fly up specifically. jo and thomas you should come cos it's right by your house and italy will be there and it will be happy.

this is a call to arms!

the artigiano big exciting opening
251 parnell rd
parnell
auckland

thursday 24 feb @ 7pm
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[24 Dec 2004|03:26pm]
Merry Christmas everyone!



*stress stress stress*
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[09 Nov 2004|10:13am]
so so sunburnt. face, back of neck and shoulders, legs, watch mark. ow ow ow. i actually think the back of neck one might blister. ow.

i am very gloomy PMS today. the only things that would fix it would be ross putting money on his phone so he could text me for the first time in days and days, or ross getting round to giving me all the presents he keeps saying he owes me. or just time to get over my selfish self. while working hard maybe. interesting concept.

it was actually a really cool weekend and i had lots of fun at [info]chelseabun's hen night. but i am so not in the right frame of mind to start a new week.
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[15 Oct 2004|12:15pm]
i am on wheels!
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it's a date! [09 Sep 2004|11:48am]
hello, i am working in town today at our lorne st gallery and if anyone wants to play lunchdate i am so totally up for it. i don't know where is good to eat anymore, so if i don't hear from anyone i will be having wendy's and it will be everybody's fault but mine.
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home! [25 Jul 2004|03:47pm]
hello everyone,

i'm home from europe. actually i got back on thursdee but i have, of course, been swept up in the hectic maelstrom that is my social life. okay, i've been sleeping and hanging out with ross mostly.

just thought i'd say hi.

also, there are presents for some of you.
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help! urgent! etc! [20 May 2004|12:43pm]
dear everyone wow my trip is so great blah blah.

um,


....



WE ARE GOING TO PARIS IN LIKE THREE HOURS AND ALL THE HOSTELS AND HOTELS ARE BOOKED IN THAT ACCURSED CITY. WE HAVE NOWHERE TO SLEEP TONIGHT!


sos! sos!

if anyone has relatives, friends, business partners, enemies or dental hygienists in paris, please please please comment or email me (hamymonkey@hotmail.com) as soon as is humanly possible. i will, however, be under the sea in a train for the next few hours but don't let that stop you...

help. help.

ps the weather is great.
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[12 Mar 2004|08:41pm]


look i learned to put a pictuwere. i are smart.
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[08 Mar 2004|12:47pm]
by the way, did anyone else turn over to C4 after Idol last night and catch the 'every fiona mcdonald video ever made' show?

she was sooo much cooler back then. oh how the mighty have fallen etc. although according to Very Useful Friend (VUF) she's still a lovely person backstage, just a bitchy weeping freak when judging.
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[05 Mar 2004|04:41pm]
img src="http://images.quizilla.com/F/francescadez/1063165760_tintoaster.jpg" border="0" alt="I don't want a toaster.">
Furnulum pani nolo.
"I don't want a toaster."
Generally, things (like this quiz) tend to tick you
off. You have contemplated doing grievous
bodily harm to door-to-door salesmen.


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